You Old Sailor You - Unisex Hoodie maine " A yellow bowling ball

" A yellow bowling ball and pin illustration appears at right

Small gold serif text reads "EST

Bold navy block text below reads "GREAT LEOPARD" with red italic script reading "Roller Skating Rink" underneath

1900" flanking a baseball glove illustration

wearing a headlamp helmet and a large mustache

You Old Sailor You - Unisex Hoodie maine " A yellow bowling ballChazz Reinhold delivering a concession speech in a silk robe while eating meatloaf is peak dirtbag sensei energy. Wrapping his filthiest compliment in nautical decor is like hiding a grenade in a Cape Cod throw pillow. Inspired by Wedding Crashers. The Details: Distressed white text reads "YOU MOTORBOATING SON OF A BITCH!" surrounded by gold rope borders and small white seagull silhouettes. A gray anchor sits centered above gold text reading "SAILOR"